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New Yuppie Bingo

New Yuppie Bingo is a printable card of 25 signs of the 1980s banker revival: the Patagonia vest, the Zyn, the Whoop, cottage cheese in Tupperware, someone saying Zone 2 out loud. Play it in an open-plan office, at a bachelor party in Nashville, or anywhere a half-zip pullover is doing the talking. Free and no signup needed.

All 34 board items

Patagonia vest
Zyn in the lip
Bloomberg mentioned
"Where'd you go to school?"
Barry's or Equinox check-in
Fairlife on the desk
Cottage cheese Tupperware
Whoop flash
White New Balances
Loafers no socks
Half-zip pullover
Vineyard Vines whale
AirPods Max at the desk
Workout during work hours
Marathon training brought up
"Zone 2"
Cold plunge story
Sauna check-in
CGM on the arm
Creatine in the coffee
Beef tallow mentioned
"I'm bulking"
Espresso martini
Tequila soda
Nashville bachelor party
American Psycho rewatch
Watch talk
G-Wagon in the lot
Fantasy football update
Spreadsheet at brunch
Salt Bae reservation
DraftKings notification
Miami trip planned
Sphere in Vegas mentioned

How to use this bingo card

Print the card or open it on your phone.
Mark a square whenever that item happens.
Get 5 in a row, across, down, or diagonal, to win.

FAQ

What counts as new yuppie?

34 squares covering the uniform (vest, half-zip, white New Balances, loafers with no socks), the optimisation (CGM, cold plunge, creatine in the coffee, marathon training), and the money talk, from Bloomberg to the DraftKings notification to the G-Wagon in the lot.

Where does this play best?

Anywhere finance, consulting or tech people gather in numbers. An office, a wedding, a Miami trip. The card fills alarmingly fast at a bachelor party.

Can I make a version for my own office?

Yes, and it will be funnier than this one. Edit the list before printing and put in the specific things your coworkers actually do.

Is it free?

Free, no signup. Office Party Bingo is the same idea aimed at the holiday party rather than the desk.